Santa Elvis
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Grab a snack, kick back, and let The King take you on the most rockin' holiday ride of your life. No sleigh required.

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"Thank you, thank you very much."

— Santa Elvis

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Santa Elvis

He's making a list… and checkin' it twice, baby. The most rockin' holiday story ever told.

The King Says

"A little less conversation, a little more Christmas !"

— Santa Elvis, probably

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